Ack, Panties

I just realized that all but 3 or 4 pairs of my laundered undergarments are at my parents' home an hour away. Shall I ...

A. spend $1 to wash 3 or 4 pairs of panties, or
B. just go buy a package of cheap ugly panties ?
C. or just not wear any panties?

I'm leaning toward option B. I need some more cheap ugly panties anyhow.

Here are a couple of songs I'd like to dedicate to my estranged panties.


+ A Rooster For The Masses - Left Coast    [Rooster website]

+ The Honored Guests - Say You Will     [The Honored Guests website]